imagines

Chat gave us Conradical. Today I told JuliaT I was plotting to send mail to Conradiculous. And while we're on that subject...

• Conradar: the superpower that tells Sean when Tom is planning to jump him.

• Conradiance: that special glow that only hotass guitarists possess.

• Conradish: a kind of Pokemon. It is made of Conradium, and its attack is Conradioactivity.

• Conradius: exhaustive studying of photographs has proved this to be half the diameter of a Tomrad, ending somewhere around his bellybutton. eta: It was a very difficult study considering there seem to be no pictures of his bellybutton. It's very sad.